#4

This really doesn't fall under the category of things my Dad forgets, but it's still too funny not to post.

I was watching the CWS the other night in the living room and Dad had come in to sit next to me to watch A&M try to win over SC. --Didn't happen--

During the commercial break he went back into the kitchen to get his toast that had popped up done. Still no action in the game.

After a minute I hear,
"Dammit!!!"

I flinched and my attention shifted toward the kitchen.

I waited to hear if more drama was to ensue. None.

After another minute he emerged from the kitchen looking all annoyed.

I stared at him the entire time on his journey from the kitchen to the sofa.

He sat down next to me and I waited for an explanation.

D: "This plate is slippery!!!"

(to illustrate, he moves the plate back and forth and the two pieces of toast with strawberry jam slippery slide around the plate)

Me: "Uh-huh." (keep going)

D: "I picked up the plate to walk away and the toast fell right to the ground! Right to the ground! Face down, too! Jam stuck to the floor and everything!"

Me: "Bwahhhhahhahahahha!!!"

D: "I'm still eating it, though. Germs and everything."